Thursday, January 17, 2019

New Brexit theme park to open in Bassett Rivers

By Livi Ngroom NEW plans have been unveiled for a new national attraction in Bassett Rivers called Brexitland. The new theme park will be located in...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Four year old Amy is loving school but is getting quite tired after a long a day but she still finds time to do...

F.A.K.E NEWS: Snowflakes to force soldiers to carry flowers and not guns

It's political correctness gone mad! BRITISH soldiers could have their weapons replaced with flowers according to a loony new report by a left-leaning Government Defence...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly Column – “Dis Brexit ting iz like...

Dis Brexit ting iz like getting well dull. Every day dere iz more newz dat iz like talkin’ about stuff dat none of us MPz...

Mass protests as supermarket starts selling pink shirts for men

by Kit Chentable POLICE were called to a riot outside of Bassett Rivers’ Costalot Supermarket last night after a peaceful protest against a peaceful protest...

Bassett Rivers Echo – New ‘no trainers’ immigration policy for Bassett Rivers

MIGRANTS coming into Bassett Rivers will have to adhere to a strict door policy to gain entry. This comes after a new recruitment drive has...

The Ocelot Guide to Trolling

Trolls are everywhere at the moment. There’s even a ‘troll-in-chief’ in the form of super troll Donald Trump. In fact Trolls are pretty hot...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly column

I iz like well representin’ u, innit! Just six weekz ago I iz like hangin’ by da Bassett Riverz bus stop wiv me homiez. We...

Bassett Rivers Echo – Giant cheques to discontinue as bank discovers that giants are...

THE Bank of Bassett Rivers has announced that it will no longer be issuing giant cheques. Bank manager Melvin Bogtrotter announced the move as part...

Agony Girl answers your questions

Ten year old Annabel is looking forward to the summer holidays. But she’s still had time to answer your problems. We ask her the...
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