Friday, June 5, 2020
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Bassett Rivers Echo – Idiot blames toaster not working on ‘all those foreigners coming...

by Kit Chentable VILLAGE idiot Ronald Trump, no relation, is threatening to single-handedly build a wall around Bassett Rivers to keep all those ‘foreigners’ out. The...

What did we ‘make’ her do now?

By Livi Ngroom Proposed Taylor Swift development hits snag as project does not include enough affordable homes Plans to build Taylor Swift in Bassett Rivers have...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Four year old Amy is loving school but is getting quite tired after a long a day but she still finds time to do...

Post truth pub quiz to be held

A new post truth pub quiz is to be held on Monday evening at the Stag and iPod pub on Bassett Rivers high street. It...

Primary school class president accused of colluding with the Russians

by Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers Primary School has appointed an independent Sixth Year pupil to look into accusations that Year Four student Ronald Lump colluded...

Former MP poos on kids (but not in a weird way)

By Livi Ngroom Former Bassett Rivers MP Giles Hetherington-Smythe has found himself in hot water once again after pooing on some school kids from a...

North Courier f-bomb threat

By Michael Bubbly North Courier staff quietly shit themselves as Jon Kom-on prepares to unleash yet another F-bomb. A war of words has broken out between...

The Ocelot Guide to Trolling

Trolls are everywhere at the moment. There’s even a ‘troll-in-chief’ in the form of super troll Donald Trump. In fact Trolls are pretty hot...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly Column – “Dis Brexit ting iz like...

Dis Brexit ting iz like getting well dull. Every day dere iz more newz dat iz like talkin’ about stuff dat none of us MPz...

Bassett Rivers Echo – New hipster cafe revealed to be just a bearded man...

By Livi Ngroom A NEW cafe due to open next week in Market Street, Bassett Rivers has caused controversy after it was revealed that it...
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