Agony Girl answers your questions…

Four year old Amy is loving school but is getting quite tired after a long a day but she still finds time to do...

Council celebrates annual purge as community success

By Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers Council is celebrating another successful annual purge. Speaking from the bombed out wreckage of the council offices Conservative Group leader Council...

Gritty Crime Dramas Promise to be More Depressing

All crime dramas that aren’t gritty or depressing are to be dropped from television stations as of this week. Shows like Inspector Morse, Frost and...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Four year old Amy has just started school and this is her first time doing Agony Girl and she doesn’t really know what the...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly Column

I iz well excited as I av become a reality telly star. Dere iz dis programme called Question Time and I like went on it...

Aftershave ad banned for actually making sense

By Livi Ngroom AN ADVERT for aftershave featuring a normal looking man putting on after shave and then being told by his plain girlfriend that...

What did we ‘make’ her do now?

By Livi Ngroom Proposed Taylor Swift development hits snag as project does not include enough affordable homes Plans to build Taylor Swift in Bassett Rivers have...

Post truth pub quiz to be held

A new post truth pub quiz is to be held on Monday evening at the Stag and iPod pub on Bassett Rivers high street. It...

Former MP poos on kids (but not in a weird way)

By Livi Ngroom Former Bassett Rivers MP Giles Hetherington-Smythe has found himself in hot water once again after pooing on some school kids from a...

The Ocelot Guide to Trolling

Trolls are everywhere at the moment. There’s even a ‘troll-in-chief’ in the form of super troll Donald Trump. In fact Trolls are pretty hot...
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