The Wiltshire Ocelot

Two pints of lager and a fat git - no crisps

This month is an absolute cracker of an issue where we go a bit jazzy, arty, and even a bit political.

You could even be fooled into thinking that The Ocelot has gone all high-brow.

But don’t worry as we’ve still got as many childish jokes squeezed in as possible as ‘peurile’ is our middle name.

Summer is definitely here according to the calender, but we’ll have to wait and see whether that means the sun will finally come out to play or not.

There are definitely a few more caravans on the road than there were a month ago, causing misery and mayhem wherever they go.

It’s also a good month to get your drinking head on as The Pewsey Wharf Beer Festival takes off later in the month. Full details are on page 42.

And there’s a chance to win a pair of tickets to Moonfest so you can rock back with Pete Doherty on page 15.

It’s all so exciting that I think I might get really drunk and go and nick a traffic cone.

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