IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! I TELL YOU!
Have you heard the latest?
You can’t even denigrate women and treat them like a lower species rather than a pleasure vessel for middle-aged men to ogle at any more!
Benny Hill would be turning in his grave.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
And what’s this? You can’t even pat a waitress’s bum and make off-colour remarks about her breasts without the PC Brigade telling you off.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
Have you heard the latest? According to the latest snowflake lefties on the PC brigade you can’t even buy Robinson’s Marmalade with their old logo of a favourite childhood toy without being clipped around the ear for being a bit racist. What are they going to do next? Make it so we can’t tell English, Irishman and Scotsman jokes as it promotes negative stereotypes? It’s all going too far. Whatever next?!?! They’ll say we can’t celebrate Christmas next and make all our bananas not bendy.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
And you wouldn’t believe what I just heard. You can’t even march down the street draped in a St George’s cross with the intention of burning down a mosque without being stopped by liberal policeman. This country’s going to the dogs.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
What’s this? Two men can adopt a baby and be raised by two gay dads and no-one bats an eyelid. What a carry on! I blame Gok Wan.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
I went into the hospital the other day and it was like the bloody league of nations. What’s this? We don’t have enough trained staff ourselves? Well I’ve got one thing to say about that.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
And another thing. If I was to round up all of these gays and women and immigrants and send them to a special camp people would claim that I was the bad guy. That’s everything that’s wrong with this society right there.
I feel it doesn’t have a place for me any more and that’s the real problem. I feel alone and scared and left behind. Please someone help me. Don’t forget me.
IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.