Thursday, January 17, 2019

Bassett Rivers Echo – New ‘no trainers’ immigration policy for Bassett Rivers

MIGRANTS coming into Bassett Rivers will have to adhere to a strict door policy to gain entry. This comes after a new recruitment drive has...

Gritty Crime Dramas Promise to be More Depressing

All crime dramas that aren’t gritty or depressing are to be dropped from television stations as of this week. Shows like Inspector Morse, Frost and...

Internet to be returned to pre-2004 state

Web developers, including those instrumental with the creation of the internet and World Wide Web have voted unanimously to return the internet to a...

The Ocelot Guide to Trolling

Trolls are everywhere at the moment. There’s even a ‘troll-in-chief’ in the form of super troll Donald Trump. In fact Trolls are pretty hot...

Tesco to open new superstore in Narnia

Controversial plans by supermarket giant Tesco to open a new store in Narnia have been hit by mass protests. The corporation, which opened a Tesco...

Daily Mail moves operations to the ninth circle of hell

The Daily Mail has moved its operations from Northcliffe House in swanky Kensington to Judecca which is otherwise known as the ninth circle of...

Bassett Rivers Echo – Experts uncertain whether I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is...

Boffins in Bassett Rivers are calling for Unilever, who produce I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, to clarify if the product is actually butter...

Bassett Rivers Echo – Fake news sites hit Bassett Rivers

by Kit Chentable Residents in Bassett Rivers are being warned to be on the lookout for fake news sites. The sites have been reportedly appearing on...

Breaking point: Number of experts reaches 16.1 million

by Kit Chentable The number of experts has soared to 16.1 million since the EU referendum according to the latest figures leaked today. A new Goverment...

Post truth pub quiz to be held

A new post truth pub quiz is to be held on Monday evening at the Stag and iPod pub on Bassett Rivers high street. It...
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