Thursday, January 17, 2019

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Four year old Amy is loving school but is getting quite tired after a long a day but she still finds time to do...

Brexit negotiations descend into chaos over ‘what f**king biscuits?’ row

By Livi Ngroom BREXIT negotiations were at a standstill last night after the EU and the UK could not decide what fucking biscuits to have...

Council celebrates annual purge as community success

By Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers Council is celebrating another successful annual purge. Speaking from the bombed out wreckage of the council offices Conservative Group leader Council...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Four year old Amy has just started school and this is her first time doing Agony Girl and she doesn’t really know what the...

What did we ‘make’ her do now?

By Livi Ngroom Proposed Taylor Swift development hits snag as project does not include enough affordable homes Plans to build Taylor Swift in Bassett Rivers have...

North Courier f-bomb threat

By Michael Bubbly North Courier staff quietly shit themselves as Jon Kom-on prepares to unleash yet another F-bomb. A war of words has broken out between...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly Column

So I iz like well enjoyin’ me job as da MP 4 Bassett Riverz az I avn’t ad to do anyting yet. And we were...

Film banned after showing graphic depiction of man doing housework

By Livi Ngroom BASSETT Rivers Cinema has banned the film Modern Life after it showed shocking scenes of a man doing housework. The film, which stars...

Terrorists strike Bassett Rivers and introduce fortnightly bin collections

by Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers is in the grip of terrorists after a cell of allegedly armed men took over the town hall and introduced...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Ten year old Annabel is retiring this month after six years at the helm. But she’s still had time to answer your problems. We...
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