Tuesday, November 21, 2017

What did we ‘make’ her do now?

By Livi Ngroom Proposed Taylor Swift development hits snag as project does not include enough affordable homes Plans to build Taylor Swift in Bassett Rivers have...

North Courier f-bomb threat

By Michael Bubbly North Courier staff quietly shit themselves as Jon Kom-on prepares to unleash yet another F-bomb. A war of words has broken out between...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly Column

So I iz like well enjoyin’ me job as da MP 4 Bassett Riverz az I avn’t ad to do anyting yet. And we were...

Film banned after showing graphic depiction of man doing housework

By Livi Ngroom BASSETT Rivers Cinema has banned the film Modern Life after it showed shocking scenes of a man doing housework. The film, which stars...

Terrorists strike Bassett Rivers and introduce fortnightly bin collections

by Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers is in the grip of terrorists after a cell of allegedly armed men took over the town hall and introduced...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Ten year old Annabel is retiring this month after six years at the helm. But she’s still had time to answer your problems. We...

Protesters slam regeneration plans because… you know… change

By Livi Ngroom Plans for a £27 million rejuvenation of Bassett Rivers could potentially hit the skids because... you know... change. The plans would see developers...

Primary school class president accused of colluding with the Russians

by Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers Primary School has appointed an independent Sixth Year pupil to look into accusations that Year Four student Ronald Lump colluded...

Agony Girl answers your questions

Ten year old Annabel is looking forward to the summer holidays. But she’s still had time to answer your problems. We ask her the...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly column

I iz like well representin’ u, innit! Just six weekz ago I iz like hangin’ by da Bassett Riverz bus stop wiv me homiez. We...
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