Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Why does a West-Country accent sound remarkably similar to a lot of American dialects?

By Owen Head Here in Britain, there are hundreds of different accents and dialects, each region has its own traits, but in the West-Country, despite...

An insight into life as an identical twin

By Kieran Hadfield Imagine you're asleep. You're having a calm, tranquil dream, only to be awakened by an abrupt, cold voice coming from the other...

Bassett Rivers MP Bane ‘Drive-by’ Bullet’s monthly Column

So I iz like well enjoyin’ me job as da MP 4 Bassett Riverz az I avn’t ad to do anyting yet. And we were...

GALLERY: Wilderness 2017 – A Review

By Angus Burnett The Wilderness Festival rolled into Oxfordshire once again for it’s annual celebration of good food, intellectual jousting, outdoor pursuits, anarchic games, wellbeing,...

Film banned after showing graphic depiction of man doing housework

By Livi Ngroom BASSETT Rivers Cinema has banned the film Modern Life after it showed shocking scenes of a man doing housework. The film, which stars...

REVIEW: Helen Browning’s Chop House

After our Night of the Ocelot, the team needed a little bit of TLC and we knew Helen Browning's Chop House would sort us...

Terrorists strike Bassett Rivers and introduce fortnightly bin collections

by Kit Chentable BASSETT Rivers is in the grip of terrorists after a cell of allegedly armed men took over the town hall and introduced...

Encyclopedia Oceloticca: Birds of a feather

By Ben Fitzgerald Ask most people what their favourite dinosaur is and they will begin to back away from you defensively. Those who don’t, however, will...

Luke Coleman: Should I stay or should I go?

Off The Grid with Luke Coleman - Our man in Iraq It’s been quite a month, work wise. We’ve taken the step of joining the...

Agony Girl answers your questions…

Ten year old Annabel is retiring this month after six years at the helm. But she’s still had time to answer your problems. We...
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