If you’re afraid of ghosts, be wary because festival season is essentially like watching the music video for Thriller IRL. The venue is guaranteed to be haunted by ghosts, but that shouldn’t keep you from swiping on in the future. For the plasmophobic, here’s everything you need to know about the supernatural:
In fact, some ghosts just have a poor concept of time. It’s likely your ghost is still very much alive, dancing it up among the crowd and has no memory of ever saying ‘Be Right Back’.
If you try to chase a ghost, you will end up enraged and empty-handed.
You didn’t come all the way out here to text did you? Don’t be afraid to do your own disappearing act.
Less than half the world believes in ghosts, but nearly 80% of people have been the victim of a ghost.
They do: it’s called fear of confrontation.
Please note all exit signs and assembly points upon arrival.
And her name is Mary Jane.
It may only be a matter of time before you yourself become one of them.