28 Days of pain - Day 27

By Jamie Hill

Fat joke #789 - I'm so fat that when I step on a £10 note I make change.

I'm in pain. Seriously.

You know the other day when I said that I've been finding the challenge quite pleasurable and then the next day it rained so hard that I nearly drowned on my run? And do you remember me making a joke about the pain having to come from elsewhere now?

Yes. Well I was right.

I'm now in so much pain that I'm even finding it hard to type these words.

This is mainly because I had to spend last night in A&E getting my right hand stitched together after I sliced it open pulling flooring up. My whole hand looks like 'Thing' from the Addams Family in fancy dress as the Mummy.

There was lots of blood by the way. And Rachel's never going to forgive me for using her Cath Kidston tea towel to wrap around my shredded hand.

I'm right handed by the way. It's amazing the amount of things I'm now finding it difficult to do. Including typing.

It doesn't affect my running though so the challenge is still on.

Today's a fasting day which means I'm not allowed more than a 1,000 calories. Let's hope the hand pain works a bit like the root canal the other day and acts as a distraction from the hunger.

Only one more day of the challenge left before I have to run like a loon down a cycle track trying to emulate Mo Farah.

For the rules of the challenge and previous entries visit http://www.theocelot.co.uk