Chap Hop versus Chav Hop

By Barney Goodall

The Premise?

Chap Hop is back at the Swindon Vic on Friday November 9. However, this time it is augmented, or subverted, (depending on your perspective) with the inclusion of Chav Hop into the soup of entertainment. Yes I am as confused as you.

Essentially, Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer is the well dressed, eloquent, well spoken, sophisticated posho one might associate with Evelyn Waugh or Oscar Wilde on a Ketamine binge. Think, 'Straight out of Surrey'. He is Chap Hop.

Then there is this Chip Daddy character, who could perhaps be seen as his nemesis or the personification of his antithesis? Think 'Cheese on your Crumpets'. He is Chav Hop. These two performing caricatures from opposite ends of our social spectrum will entertain you via the medium of parody rap.

I am informed there is talk of a battle betwixt the two. Don't miss the conflict!